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Full length Wreckturd, The Rear End Times are hear!!!

Available to order from 20 Buck Spin, or iTunes

The CD version is packaged in a jewel case with a 16 page booklet of bizarre graphics, religious propoganda and a White Mice comic strip The LP includes a free MP3 download card, the CD booklet, and a printed inner sleeve with the comic strip printed much larger. RECORDED BY LOUDER THAN LIFE, AND MIXED AND MASTERED BY KEN 'HIWATT' MARSHALL AT HIWATT LABS. WORTH THE WAIT. More info at our micespace.

GANJAHOVAHDOSE


GANJAHOVAHDOSE
the HARD ON of EDAM
PLACENTA the CROTCHTOWER
PEEEuGENICYST
the APE-CACA-LIPS
THE CRAPTURE
the Shroud of Urine
ONTH'RAGGGnaROCK
NARCOMaCauleakCOLICOST

CD only 12.00ppd

 

or try Itunes
Full length studio recording. Caught on the gluetraps at Machines with Magnets, and brought to you by Load Records in full frontal Audio. Providence, 13 BlASSSting storedetails of "earblinding" RhodentalDamNAtion.
BLasssTPhlEgMEICE


Blassstphlegmeice
Caged Mearachells
Catasstasteatrophy
Foetal Castro
Wraw Blow
Violence of the Lamb
Porn Again
Hole (Sweet) Hole
Mousestassh Ride
Turban Sprawl
Sewercide

CD only 11.00ppd

 

or try Itunes
EXcreamANTRAINTRAVEINANUS (n:) a brutal amusical-affinage: a fromage a trois, macro amplified infectious viral audio culture on a silver petrie dish.
New full length studio release with 15 nude storedetails in a 6 panel digi-fudgepac, on BLOSSOMING NOISE Goudah and Evil listening for MunSTABatehurts

Here's the latest review:

ExCREAmantraINTRAveinANUS Cd - Blossoming Noise

White Mice succeed where so many other performance based, noise oriented artists fail: the acually have great SONGS to back up their performances (and great performances they are, blood spattered mice costumes and all). Also, while some artists working in similar genres marinate themselves in pretensions, White Mice exude a disarmingly retarded sense of humor (their penchant for mice-ifying everything - song titles such as "mousSTASsh Ride," for example). For these reasons, I was looking forward to hearing White Mice's latest release, Excreamantraintraveinanus. First things first: this album sounds great. Somehow the crew at Machines with Magnets (Pawtucket, Rhode Island) captured White Mice's scuzzy, fuzzy sound without sacrificing any of the power or clarity that comes from the punishing volumes at which they play. Equally impressive, however, are the songs showcased here. "Gouda and Evil," which wraps strands of harsh noise around a hypnotic bass line and sledgehammer style drum beats, stands as one of the strongest moments on the album. The distorted, and at times vomitous, vocals are simply terrifying. Who knew a song about cheese could be so brutal? Many critics hear a heavy Melvins-influence in the songs of White Mice, a point which could be supported by the White Mice's love of heavy, sludgy sounds; however, what separates White Mice from this obvious influence is their almost painterly use of noise - they actually rock an oscillator to create whirling harsh soundscapes - and wickedly good basslines. Sure, plentiful grooves can be found in Melvins songs, but check out the busted, off kilter swagger of White Mice's "Fondleeza Mice." Your head will be nodding in no time. Some allege that many of White Mice's songs sound the same, but they miss the point: at their best, White Mice spin cohesive nightmares like no one else. Here's to another expertly crafted jaunt by these costume-clad masters of Malaise.
(-Michael Grigelevich) Skyscraper 28, Summer 2008
Exreamantraintraveinanus




Micehandthrowpiss
Meunster Baither
Goudah And Evil
Ptestikill
Fondleeza Mice
Abort Simpson
Ice Micelf In Eye
Crotchcrabs For Cutie
Cumstab Patients
Eat Ebola Dicks
Fromundapaidafeelayak
Miceshitjizm
Mice mice Baby
Felcher Smelter

CD only 11.00ppd

 

An hour of Mouseterpeice Theatre, Car Crashes, Lightning Strikes, Dead Horses, Disorganized Religion, all lovingly smothered in Larks Vomit. Euronanonymouse remixed noise and sounds from 2007, including demos from Blassstphlegmeice and Excreamantraintraveinanus.
Hemosexualrodentaldamnnatalcare of the futurd (((o)))


BURPING THE GERM
THE PROFARTFECES
THE QUEST FOR KNOWLEDGE
MICEHANDTHROWPISSST
NOAH'S FART
TAINT NO FEASTURD BUNNY
ON THE EVENING STAGE
GORGONZOLOFT
PISSALMS 4:20
THE ASSST SUFFER
THE SPERMIN ON THE MOUNT
PTESTIKILL
PUS MUSCULUS
THE TRANNYSFINGERNATION
A PIECE OF THE HOLE IS HARD TO HAVE
ICE MICELF IN EYE
THE NUDE TESTECHLAMYDIA
PEE MICELF AND DIE
THE CHEZERECTION
THE 12" DICKSHITEPULLS OF CHEESUS
THE CUMMING OF THE PANTIMICET
ABORT OJ
GLANDULAH GLANDSBURIEDALIVE
FONDLEGEEZER RICE
THE BOOB OF DRIVELLACTATIONS
ONLY AVAILABLE LIVE
T-SHIRTS


IN MOST SIZES:

6.66" Mouse of Mendes Logo
Silver on Black T
red is SOLD OUT
be sure to include size.

12.00 PPd

 

ASSPhIXXXEATATESHUN


Foreskin Rug
The White Mice
Anton Larvae
Mousetrap
Slo Poison
On the Night of the Living Brown Trout
Maze
Dieorhearama
Micro Jackass
Live at AS220


Hand printed and sewn covers
limited to 200 copies

What Vice?
Limburger Baby
Ceremoananal to the Jonestown Landfilth
Mousetrap
Anton Larvae
The Maze
Suckrelijizz Hole
SOLD OUT
Old Tyme Lemonade


A compilation of independent music from Providence, RI, including noise, grind, hardcore, electronic, and experimental.
track: violence of the lamb
sold out
Very limited EARLY Live show recording of the 3rd or 4th show. 20 copies.
Recorded and Produced by S. Clover.
2003 LIVE 3 inch CD-R


SOLD OUT

2009 release on Ratskin Records. V/A 215 Bands playing 13 second tracks. Available from Ratskin Records

Triskadekaphobia 13,000 Milliseconds V/A


Deck the Halls with Jolly's Balls
SOLD OUT

Screenprinted edition of 50. Only 5 remain available here and the Purchase Button cannot accept more than 5 orders.

Hand printed in 2006 by Blassstphlegmouse.

approximate rough cut dimensions 11"x17".

All purchased posters are professionally stored and carefully hand selected by the artist to be the highest quality prints. ALL second quality prints and rejects have always been distributed free to promote shows and have also been mostly re-collected from the streets.

All prints are carefully rolled and sent US Priority Mail, a slightly more expensive process, to insure you will recieve an undamaged, unfolded or creased print. Please contact us about international shipping costs.

Poster 11/4/2006


25.00 ppd

 

Dimensions @ 22x17.Full sheet is @ 34x24>

All purchased posters are professionally stored and carefully hand selected by the artist to be the highest quality prints. ALL second quality prints and rejects have always been distributed free to promote shows and have also been mostly re-collected from the streets.

All prints are carefully rolled and sent US Priority Mail, a slightly more expensive process, to insure you will recieve an undamaged, unfolded or creased print. Please contact us about international shipping costs.

For this limited edition DVD release Party Print, the so called final Arab on Radar show.there are high quality paper options and prices and quantity vary.
Standard White Heavy Posterboard copies are $40.00. only four available
140lb. Arches Hot Press beautiful finest quality Watercolor paper prints are $45.00. only 2 are left.
Silver sparkle STICKER paper $55.00, one of a kind.
Vintage 80's German 400grit SANDPAPER, light tan color, unique, full sheet, 2 uncut mirror prints is $250.00 and is one of a kind.
Arab on Radar DVD release


40.00 ppd. Plus options.
Paper options:

2006 CDR release of Tapeworm III

Tapeworm III CD-R


SOLD OUT

released 6/6/'6 "Do They Know Its Christmice?" full length vinyl release on SUBHARMONIX with eighteen old and new mangled christ-mice classics.

Do They Know It's Christmice?


White Christmice
Violent Night
I Saw Santa Kissin'Mommys Balls
Jiggle Balls
O Cum Ye ol' Faithful
'Twas The Night Before Christmice
Deck The Halls With Jollys Balls
The Slutcrackwhore Suite
SBTLAOMCock
Joy To My Cock
Clittle Rubber Toy
Fart, The Herald Angels Stink
God Rest Unholy Genitals
Suckmy Balls
Blow Me Frosty
Santa Claus Is Cummin' In My Mouth
The Forced A-noel
The Twelve Days Of Christmice
SOLD OUT

FistSYPhALLUS DILLER - TAPE only NOISE remixes- limited edition - thewhitemice brownlaser in a blender.

"Sounds like a blender,...and someone screaming with their hand stuck in the blender" -Kristen Hirsch-Throwing Muses

and that is a 100% genuine quote you scrote.

FistSYPhALLUS DILLER TAPE/CD-R


ExTVermINSEMIdhater
FLaTTusNoRdvegICUSSsin
VirGINitEA far Twoo
HeMoSexUallNekGroWThFeELya
SplaTTurDday KNIFE BeaVeR
QuEEZiNhaRds
The FrIEd PiPEr Scat the GAtes of DonG
PiSssIsSSipPPEee QuEEf
BRowNEye Of the BuTTTiGer
ONLY AVAILABLE LIVE

Hand printed and folded, produced in Kentucky by Stolen Sounds Crew. Audio masturd from 2 recordings by Mice. Many extra hand screened panels, 4 Buttons and pro CD's and Stickers. Wow.

STOLEN SOUNDS BOX


Limited Edition of 100 Mousetrap
Sewercide
What Vice
Limburger Baby
Anton Larvae
Caged Miracles
The White Mice
The Maze
SOLD OUT

Screenprinted edition of 50. on 25 different printed decorative paper types. Only two are alike. 25 pairs of prints 10 remain available here and the Purchase Button cannot accept more than 10 orders.

Hand printed in 2006 by Blassstphlegmouse.

approximate rough cut dimensions 12"x12".

All purchased posters are professionally stored and carefully hand selected by the artist to be the highest quality prints. ALL second quality prints and rejects have always been distributed free to promote shows and have also been mostly re-collected from the streets.

All prints are carefully rolled and sent US Priority Mail, a slightly more expensive process, to insure you will recieve an undamaged, unfolded or creased print. Please contact us about international shipping costs.

2006 Tour Kick Off Poster


15.00 ppd

Originally released as A Cd-R in 2003.
Pressed to vinyl in 2005 by OhNoNoise, Montreal. with a limited edition B-side of Demo's, live and found sounds. SOLD OUT.

This one sided 3rd Austrian pressing is the original 22 minute EP, REMASTERED,for 2007 and comes with screenprinted vinyl and more. Only available in vinyl or Brownload

One sided 12" re-re-release revisited of our first ep, the •Mouse of Mendes•, REMASTERED. 22 Minutes of fun in the scum. WHITE, hand decorated vinyl immediately sold out, but the BLACK vinyl with custom Gunsho mouseskull art printed on the B-side is HERE!

Here's an original review from Crucial Blast- WHITE MICE Mouse of Mendes LP OhNoNo (Canadian import) One of the heaviest bands to seep outta the whole Providence art-school/Load Records noise rock scene, White Mice grind out awesome psychedelic noise/metal damage with their tweaked trio lineup of crushing death/sludge/thrash drums-and-bass action that is blasted with swooshing oscillator effects and nebulous satanic vomit vocals distorted beyond recognition. Their weird heaviness sort of makes me think of Brainbombs and west coast psych-core innovators Gasp, rolled up into a swirling, churning, hypnotic mudslide of drug damaged metal drowning in distortion and reverb. White Mice also have a neat/weird conceptual thing going on; the members are named Mouseferatu, Euronymouse, and Anonymouse, with songs like "Cheesus Saves", "They Tried To Poison Me", "Mousetrap", and "Limburger Baby" and lyrics written from the perspective of a test-lab mouse and delivered with the rabid vitriol of the most furious hardcore outfit, and notorious live performances where the White Mice play wearing fabricated mouse masks and are dressed in bloody lab technicians smocks. Heavy, spacey, drug thrash flooded with trippy effects and frequently falling into a crushing, sludgy hypno riff that sounds like the record has slipped into a lock groove... -www.crucialblast.net

MOUSE OF MENDES LP


Cheesus Saves
Hanta Solo
They Tried to Poison Me
Mousecoma/ What Vice?
The Maze
Mousetrap
LP 13.00 ppd or just $6.00 on Itunes

Limited Edition Tour Tapes, Hand painted and numbered by Euronymouse and Euronynonymouse

Tape Worm 1-4


TAPEWORM I
TAPEWORM II
TAPEWORM III
TAPEWORM IV - THE BEEF TAPEWORM OF MAN

ONLY AVAILABLE LIVE

One of a kind, PERSONALIZED, hand made random record cover, as seen here, created by Phallustturd Scrowleak and signed by the band. Made to order, may take 4-6 weeks.
Tell us who to inscribe it to, tell us your favorite cheese, your favorite color, and what you like, and prepare to recieve something completely different.

Record Cover Art Lottery


May take 4-6 weeks.

$66.66 Original Art